Pole Dancing as an Olympic sport – another great idea brought to you by Mormons.

Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg – an interesting couple – they hizzle the sizzle with the Mashed Potatoes

Cooking Mama the PETA edition

Prince William and his royal scepter

Project Runway Delayed

ispeech read for your ears.

Hugh Jackman: Sexiest Man Alive – ummmm, I don’t think so. Definite hottie, but not the end all be all of hotness 

Semen Cookbook – Ok, now I have heard everything – I blame the Food Network

A Heart Attack waiting to happen – Turbaconducken (I like all of those things – just NOT TOGETHER)

Blowjobs as performance art – who knew that is all it took to be an artist – heck I should have my own exhibit in the Louvre.

In other words no parties, no waking up in bed next to a complete stranger in a superhero costume, nor waking up in a dog house with a guy dressed as snoopy (it was only that once). Instead I had to attend several events for work. It wasn’t horrible it was actually an enjoyable, but very different Halloween for me – though I did miss out on certain types of fun. The really memorable part of it, there was this cutie dressed up as a cowboy. I swear every time I looked at him (and that was a lot) all I could think of was Dean Phoenix from Buckleroos (at least a slightly younger version of Dean that was just as frickin’ hot). I have always had a thing for cowboys/farm hands/country boys, that’s what you get when you grow up on a farm. If you’ve never been for a literal role in the hay you don’t know what your missing.