Pole Dancing as an Olympic sport – another great idea brought to you by Mormons.

Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg – an interesting couple – they hizzle the sizzle with the Mashed Potatoes

Cooking Mama the PETA edition

Prince William and his royal scepter

Project Runway Delayed

ispeech read for your ears.

Hugh Jackman: Sexiest Man Alive – ummmm, I don’t think so. Definite hottie, but not the end all be all of hotness 

Semen Cookbook – Ok, now I have heard everything – I blame the Food Network

A Heart Attack waiting to happen – Turbaconducken (I like all of those things – just NOT TOGETHER)

Blowjobs as performance art – who knew that is all it took to be an artist – heck I should have my own exhibit in the Louvre.

“If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can’t work today, still queer";”

Though it doesn’t look like that was the inspiration. In general, it is somewhat a good idea, but will I ‘call in gay’, will any of my colleagues – one might but he wouldn’t be volunteering he would be looking for a lil’ twink to hook up with. Good luck to them in getting volunteers to ‘call in gay’. I just don’t get that galvanized by the whole prop 8 issue, though I seem to be in the minority. In my case, I am just a jaded ol’ queen that thinks relationships suck because men are jerks.

I am lucky in many ways, I work for an employer where I can be openly gay (heck it feels like we outnumber the str8’s many days) and in a profession where many often assume you are gay by default. I’m spoiled and lucky (I once worked at a homophobic college and it was one of the most depressing experiences of my life – I was so miserable that many days all I did was cry.)

Also, read their FAQ, my favorite

Will this get me on Oprah?
If it will get you to help out, then…yes…you’ll be on Oprah, Honey.

*Side note… Not my usual self right now. For the last week I have been working 16to18 hours a day and am just exhausted.