Ahhh, the Monday after Halloween. Every college administrator’s favorite day. Here I sit going through all the logs and reports when low a behold a lovely video file crosses my email.

Click here to view the embedded video.

I can’t tell you how appropriate this is given the logs I have. I’m not going to pretend that I haven’t had more than my fair share of drunken nights (thankfully none that ended like that). Heck, I’m from Kentucky the place where

By law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground.”

–Lexington

At least I can be thankful for small miracles, so far it doesn’t appear anyone ended up in jail.