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A few of the links folks sent me to avoid total work overload insanity the last several days.
Pole Dancing as an Olympic sport – another great idea brought to you by Mormons.
Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg – an interesting couple – they hizzle the sizzle with the Mashed Potatoes
Prince William and his royal scepter
Hugh Jackman: Sexiest Man Alive – ummmm, I don’t think so. Definite hottie, but not the end all be all of hotness
Semen Cookbook – Ok, now I have heard everything – I blame the Food Network
A Heart Attack waiting to happen – Turbaconducken (I like all of those things – just NOT TOGETHER)
Blowjobs as performance art – who knew that is all it took to be an artist – heck I should have my own exhibit in the Louvre.
MSNBC’s F-Bomb
Yesterday on ‘Morning Joe’, host Joe Scarborough accidentally dropped the F-bomb (AKA F*ck) during a live telecast. Clearly Joe missed the news that the Supreme Court is currently considering that very issue. Oh, poor Joe – it looks like the FCC may be the Grinch that stole Christmas for you (or at least your Christmas bonus).
Blogging Tools
I make no bones about the fact that I didn’t pay much attention to my blog for a long time (or the updates in tech that went with them). I basically killed off the old Digital Fairytale because my previous job frowned upon it. Hopefully this time I am back for good — but that is a side topic.. Back in the day there was only one or two desktop blogging clients and they didn’t work well. Boy how things have changed. I went looking and found tons of options – now to pick one. I narrowed it down to three choices – the first of which I am using now ‘Windows Live Writer’. While I am no fan of Microsoft (other than the xbox 360), it had lots of good reviews so I thought what the heck I’ll give it a shot. I’ll try it out for a couple of days and then swap out for something else.
Post Halloween Paperwork
Ahhh, the Monday after Halloween. Every college administrator’s favorite day. Here I sit going through all the logs and reports when low a behold a lovely video file crosses my email.
I can’t tell you how appropriate this is given the logs I have. I’m not going to pretend that I haven’t had more than my fair share of drunken nights (thankfully none that ended like that). Heck, I’m from Kentucky the place where
By law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground.”
At least I can be thankful for small miracles, so far it doesn’t appear anyone ended up in jail.
Return from the Grave
Over the next few days, I will try to find some of my old posts. Sort of a best of The Digital Fairytale. I spent some time looking at the internet archive and found several posts that made me laugh my butt off. I figure why not let them make a repeat appearance – I just have to find them first. (I thought the grave reference was appropriate given the time of year).
Halloween Cowboy Cutie
I had to work Halloween night. 
In other words no parties, no waking up in bed next to a complete stranger in a superhero costume, nor waking up in a dog house with a guy dressed as snoopy (it was only that once). Instead I had to attend several events for work. It wasn’t horrible it was actually an enjoyable, but very different Halloween for me – though I did miss out on certain types of fun. The really memorable part of it, there was this cutie dressed up as a cowboy. I swear every time I looked at him (and that was a lot) all I could think of was Dean Phoenix from Buckleroos (at least a slightly younger version of Dean that was just as frickin’ hot). I have always had a thing for cowboys/farm hands/country boys, that’s what you get when you grow up on a farm. If you’ve never been for a literal role in the hay you don’t know what your missing.
Better than Toilet Paper
*Another saved via the internet archive originally from November 14, 2001
I have to say that I am sooooo glad that I am not a female. (Don’t get me wrong I love all my female friends, but it is so much easier being a male. Okay, so where did this come from – well I have been having a little issue lately with my housekeeping staff – they don’t bring my ladies enough toilet paper. I have started using them to set my clocks – every day at 11:30PM and 9:00AM I get a flood of calls that there is no toilet paper. I have been going back and forth with the housekeepers for 2 weeks now about the whole TP issue and then Monday came and I didn’t get any calls. So here I am all happy that they finally got their act together and started getting things right – well I was wrong. I was talking to one of my staff and was asking her if everything was all sorted out with the toilet paper and she told me that it was worse than ever – they hadn’t had any since early that morning. So naturally I asked what they were doing when they went to the bathroom and she told me that they had gotten a huge stack of newspapers when they came out that morning and that they were set for the day. She went on to tell me that they were softer than the school’s TP anyway so the girls were happy. The immense irony of my life – guess whose picture was on the front of the newspaper – that’s right mine. So my ladies have been wiping themselves on an article about me and my time here. Can there be a bigger insult than someone wiping their dirty butt on your face – even if it is just a picture.
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