Better than Toilet Paper
*Another saved via the internet archive originally from November 14, 2001
I have to say that I am sooooo glad that I am not a female. (Don’t get me wrong I love all my female friends, but it is so much easier being a male. Okay, so where did this come from – well I have been having a little issue lately with my housekeeping staff – they don’t bring my ladies enough toilet paper. I have started using them to set my clocks – every day at 11:30PM and 9:00AM I get a flood of calls that there is no toilet paper. I have been going back and forth with the housekeepers for 2 weeks now about the whole TP issue and then Monday came and I didn’t get any calls. So here I am all happy that they finally got their act together and started getting things right – well I was wrong. I was talking to one of my staff and was asking her if everything was all sorted out with the toilet paper and she told me that it was worse than ever – they hadn’t had any since early that morning. So naturally I asked what they were doing when they went to the bathroom and she told me that they had gotten a huge stack of newspapers when they came out that morning and that they were set for the day. She went on to tell me that they were softer than the school’s TP anyway so the girls were happy. The immense irony of my life – guess whose picture was on the front of the newspaper – that’s right mine. So my ladies have been wiping themselves on an article about me and my time here. Can there be a bigger insult than someone wiping their dirty butt on your face – even if it is just a picture.
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